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Funny best practises for C and C++

Funny best practises for C and C++

Funny responses including ‘switch to c#”

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The real EVOLUTION of TRADING? This is sort of funny but we have evolved into HFT traders making the most PROFIT. Period!

 

The real EVOLUTION of TRADING? This is sort of funny but we have evolved into HFT traders making the most PROFIT. Period!

You better start learning before you get squeezed out

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http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2014/04/evolution-of-trading/

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My simple funny demo of how market makers are skimming those poor forex trader fish suckers with HFT machine guns

My simple funny demo of how market makers are skimming those poor forex trader fish suckers with HFT  machine guns

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Funny youtube video clip on the impact of algos and quant analytics

Funny youtube video clip on the impact of algos and quant analytics

Funny utube clip on the impact of algos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbbFn1NN-U Additional comment at FIX:http://www.fixprotocol.org/discuss/31

Algo Connection

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Thanks, I laughed, and then I cried inside a bit . . . .

 

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“I laughed, and then I cried inside a bit . . . . ”

I hear ya. The algo biz came in very rapidly – about 10 years. Technically very cool but I worry as we race forward we need to occasionally exit our silos and spend some time looking down at the total big picture.

Are we concentrating too much, in too few hands, and is that wise for healthy market functioning? Doesn’t the wisdom of crowds evaporate as we gut out the number of independently perceiving and thinking participants? Are we pruning out too much “biodiversity” too rapidly? I’m particularly keen on the magnified systemic risk that is poorly accounted for by everyone – more complexity, more convergence, more potential for harsh contagion.

Algo Connection
See URL for uTube above
Artist: Kermit the Frog
Produced by: thedopecowboy.com

Why is there so much,
pressure on traders,
and finding the other side?

Traders have issues,
they’re often delinquents,
and traders aren’t always nice guys.

So we’ve been told but we chose to ignore it.
But I know you’ve got trades for me.

Some day I’ll break it!
Your algo connection,
the buyers, the sellers, and me.

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I know my last two trades were both big disasters,
but algos can’t make morning calls.

Some times we make flow up,
and clients believe it,
the tool to my left is bizarre.

What’s so frustrating,
that keeps us here waiting,
are orders we think we might see.

Some day I’ll smash it!
Your algo connection,
the buyers, the sellers and me.

All of us know it’s been hell!
We know four sales traders. It’s tragic!

I need five cents to keep,
and I miss real voices,
I miss you ringing my light.

I miss the sweet sounds of incoming orders,
all these algos are insane!

You use them too many times to ignore it.
They slowly are replacing me.

Some day I’ll smash it!
Your algo connection,
the buyers, the sellers and me.

la de di de di dy do
la de di de di dy dooooooo!

 

 

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